Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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