last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Do you remember whose house we're in?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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