I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Randomize
