Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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