i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital