just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now