why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
yea but for you.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!