I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
