Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
