My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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