He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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