Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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