Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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