I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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