How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
