I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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