at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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