I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We are all done wearing pants today
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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