My first STD was from a foam party
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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