my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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