I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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