I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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