so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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