Can Purell be used as lube?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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