I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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