hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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