Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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