It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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