called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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