It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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