Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
bring money and cleavage
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
