and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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