i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.