he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.