she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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