i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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