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so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center

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you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth

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(917): so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center (1-917): you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth http://tfl.nu/ukvm

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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning

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(503): He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning http://tfl.nu/4hjz

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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?

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Fuck you.

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(703): I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right? (571): Fuck you. http://tfl.nu/jxij

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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."

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(908): While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you." http://tfl.nu/7a3m

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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self

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(609): She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self http://tfl.nu/w7zw

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006

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(503): I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006 http://tfl.nu/o4mq

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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.

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(+43): She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in. http://tfl.nu/w2z8

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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.

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(484): it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way. http://tfl.nu/08h1

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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.

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(404): Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out. http://tfl.nu/ejyb

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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.

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(360): This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made. http://tfl.nu/7tve

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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.

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(503): Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day. http://tfl.nu/x1ay

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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?

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(530): Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning? http://tfl.nu/vtt9

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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.

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..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.

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(828): remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch. (1-828): ..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so. http://tfl.nu/n0v1

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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.

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(585): I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright. http://tfl.nu/bzkq

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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time

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(616): Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time http://tfl.nu/1l71

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