just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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