Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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