He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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