Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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