TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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