Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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