no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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