he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Do plants get herpes?
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