kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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