yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
