I skipped work to stalk him.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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