yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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