haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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