just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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