At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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