yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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