She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just google imaged poop.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
should my penis look like a turkey
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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