If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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