so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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