This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Where is the hickey?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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