did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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