when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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